Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 3 July 2013

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Patriots fans say that the Hernandez mess has caused a rainstorm of tears.

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company that manufactures the Aaron Hernandez Bobblehead Doll has just made an announcement regarding the ex-New England Patriots player.

Company spokesperson, Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake, 29, said that they will be recalling everyone of the bobblehead dolls.

Miss Lovecake stated that the situation is a good news - bad news type of business deal. She apologized for the unfortunate unforeseen situation and pointed out that every Aaron Hernandez Bobblehead Doll will be sent back to the manufacturing plant.

Once at the plant all of the dolls will have the New England Patriots #81 uniform removed and it will be replaced with a prison stripes uniform complete with a six digit inmate number.

The Hasbroken Company further stated that any dolls already purchased can be returned to the store at which they were obtained for a full refund no questions asked.

In A Related Story. New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick and quarterback Tom Brady are both still very upset at the Aaron Hernandez incident. Coach Belichick has told his team that the next Patriots' player who gets arrested will be fined $1 million dollars and made to sit in a locked room with Gisele Bundchen for one hour.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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