Selena Gomez Threatens Justin Bieber With A Restraining Order

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 8 June 2013

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Selena has said that she is planning on having a restraining order put on her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber.

VENICE BEACH - According to a very close friend of Selena Gomez, the young singer is fed up with ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber begging her to take him back.

She was recently interviewed by Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine and she made it clear to her that she wants absolutely nothing to do with the out-of-control little fella.

Gomez said that in Justin's latest email to her he told her that he would buy her a car, a house, and even a Lear jet if she takes him back.

Selena did not respond to Bieber but told Miss Dupree that she has a lot of money and she does not need the Canadian kid's money or anything else for that matter.

Gomez recently appeared on The Viagra View and told Regis Philbin that she is really afraid that Justin is going to implode due to the fact that he is living his life totally in the fast lane.

She pointed out that she is surprised that someone has not popped the arrogant, little sarcastic dictator in the mouth.

Selena told Philbin that she is seriously thinking about having a restraining order put on Justin because he is so into himself that he just does not see the full picture.

SIDENOTE: Demi Lovato asked Selena how in the world she ever put up with the school boy antics of the little munchkin.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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