JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Regarding the Tiger Woods - Lindsey Vonn relationship, it's like noted San Antonio sportscaster Dan Cook once said, "It ain't over till the fat lady sings."
Well by all accounts the fat lady has sung and she's sitting in her dressing room with her shoes off and drinking a glass of Chablis.
After saying that Lindsey was the one and only woman for him, the man known as the pecker with feet has dumped yet another good-looking, blonde, gold digger.
Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the golf gigolo just finally got tired of Vonn constantly bragging about how fantastic a World Cup Alpine ski racer she is and so he decided it was time to kick her into the nearest sand trap.
Ironically just last week there was talk that 28-year-old Lindsey was going to break up with Tiger who is 37, because he did not want anymore children and because he refused to take her to Pakistan, a country she has been wanting to visit she was a boy crazy senior back in high school.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: According to Ryan Seacrest, the man who knows everything about everyone in Hollywood, Lindsey will be hiring noted attorney Gloria Allred and plans to sue Mr. Eldrick Tont Woods for leading her on and making her think that she was going to be the next Mrs. Tiger Woods.]
