Christina Aguilera Reveals Her Weight Loss Secret

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 13 April 2013

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Christina said that one way she has lost weight is to cut down her daily cupcake intake from 8 to 4.

MARINA DEL REY - Christina Aguilera recently revealed that she had lost 17 pounds and is beginning to feel not as huge as she was getting to be.

The former mentor on The Voice was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight what the secret to her weight loss was.

She giggled like a young school girl and replied that the secret was just not opening her mouth as wide when she was sitting at the table eating breakfast, lunch, dinner, and midnight snacks.

Aguilera said that just by the mere fact that she keeps her mouth only open half way prevented her from putting a whole lot of food in it.

She noted that yes, it was frustrating but added that frustration is a way to lose unwanted fat.

The "Genie In A Bottle" singer was asked about the reports that she had been asked out by Katy Perry's ex-boyfriend John Mayer.

Christina shook her head and replied that Johnny did ask her out but she made it crystal clear that there is no way in the world that she would go out with "Player" Mayer whom she said is nothing more than a wiener with feet.

To see photographs of Christina after her 17 pound weight loss go to www.aguilerasaysbyebyetosomefat.yes

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