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Funny story: Photos Of Celebrities Taking Leaks On Internet Shocker

Photos Of Celebrities Taking Leaks On Internet Shocker

Around 20 celebrities, including actress Jennifer Lawrence, had images of themselves taking leaks posted on image posting website 4Chan. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (whoever she is) said the images of her were old - and were snapped when she was taki...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Denies The Blake Shelton Rumors

Christina Aguilera Denies The Blake Shelton Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera has lost a tremendous amount of weight and everyone has told her that she is looking very, very sexy. One of those individuals who is giving her some very nice compliments is her fellow The Voice cast member Blake "T...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Gets Into It With Ellen DeGeneres On Ellen's Talk Show

Joan Rivers Gets Into It With Ellen DeGeneres On Ellen's Talk Show

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers loves being called The Queen of Mean. She has been known to turn herself into a vicious rattlesnake quicker than Wynonna Judd can eat a honey covered biscuit. Rivers who is 80-years-old still loves nothing better than g...

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Funny story: The MOUSE Shall Have His Revenge

The MOUSE Shall Have His Revenge

The Mouse has had enough. Within his realm, The Mouse would be inscribed THE MOUSE, but here on this satire site we are safe from his surveillance and what could be misconstrued as a sign of disrespect. At least for now, that is. For years The Mouse has watched as young upstarts have corroded the Empire that he and his Master have so carefully and painstakingly put together. It is frus...

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Funny story: Madonna Rants That Christina Aguilera Is Too Skinny And That Someone Needs To Give Her A Hot Dog

Madonna Rants That Christina Aguilera Is Too Skinny And That Someone Needs To Give Her A Hot Dog

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna was out in Central Park walking her pet flamingo when she was approached by an entertainment news program reporter. Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors asked the "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" singer what she thought about Christin...

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Fires Spokeswoman LeAnn Rimes and Hires Christina Aguilera

Ben & Jerry's Fires Spokeswoman LeAnn Rimes and Hires Christina Aguilera

BURLINGTON, Vermont - Millard Cypress, a spokesperson for Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has just announced that they have terminated LeAnn Rimes' contract as the ice cream spokeswoman. Cypress stated that the reason why they decided to let Ms. Rimes...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Says Lady Gaga Has Turned Into Plain Vanilla

Britney Spears Says Lady Gaga Has Turned Into Plain Vanilla

NEW ORLEANS - Britney Spears performed at The Voodoo Arena and afterwards spoke to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres. The "Oops!...I Did It Again" singer said that she recently saw Lady Gaga perform on The Voice finale show with Christ...

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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Is Very Upset That Christina Aguilera Has Copied Her Skinny-As-Hell Look

LeAnn Rimes Is Very Upset That Christina Aguilera Has Copied Her Skinny-As-Hell Look

LOS ANGELES - Country singer LeAnn Rimes is really upset and mad at pop singer Christina Aguilera. According to a Rimes' insider, the "Blue Bayou" singer saw Aguilera perform a duet with Lady Gaga on The Voice and she was shocked at how utterly sk...

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Funny story: Miranda Lambert Reveals The Secret To Her Astounding 31 Pound Weight Loss

Miranda Lambert Reveals The Secret To Her Astounding 31 Pound Weight Loss

NASHVILLE - Miranda Lambert was so afraid of losing her husband Blake Shelton to some pretty young thing that she decided to go on a diet to get rid of that hefty look. Miranda who stands 5-foot-4-inches tall has been worried for months that Blake...

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Announces Their New Spokesperson

Ben & Jerry's Announces Their New Spokesperson

BURLINGTON, Vermont - Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has just celebrated its 35th anniversary and sales are booming. Owners Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, known as the Ice Cream Kidz, recently provided 6,000 pints of ice cream to a PETA convention i...

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Funny story: Miranda Lambert Is Fed Up With Husband Blake Shelton Flirting With Christina Aguilera

Miranda Lambert Is Fed Up With Husband Blake Shelton Flirting With Christina Aguilera

HOLLYWOOD - A close friend of country music artist Miranda Lambert AKA Mrs. Blake Shelton says that the tiny singer is fit to be tied, to use an old Texas cattle ranchers term. Miranda has made it clear to her tall drink of water husband that if h...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Admits That Now That The Weight Is Off It's Staying Off

Christina Aguilera Admits That Now That The Weight Is Off It's Staying Off

LA BREA, California - Christina Aguilera, singer and former judge on The Voice was recently spotted at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner having lunch with her hair stylist FuFi Fondue. Aguilera informed Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Shows Off Her Skinny, Beach-Ready Body

Christina Aguilera Shows Off Her Skinny, Beach-Ready Body

VENICE BEACH - Christina Aguilera has lost quite a bit of weight lately and she is not shy about letting people know it and showing it. Aguilera who was recently photographed on Venice Beach wearing one of the skimpiest, sexiest bikini swimsuits m...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Reveals Her Weight Loss Secret

Christina Aguilera Reveals Her Weight Loss Secret

MARINA DEL REY - Christina Aguilera recently revealed that she had lost 17 pounds and is beginning to feel not as huge as she was getting to be. The former mentor on The Voice was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight what the secret t...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler Talks About Christina Aguilera's Weight Loss

Chelsea Handler Talks About Christina Aguilera's Weight Loss

LA BREA - Talk show host Chelsea Handler was recently spotted in La Brea shopping for some garlic, fancy tire rims, and a pair of maracas. Handler sat down at a bus stop and talked with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors. She was asked if it was true tha...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Drained and Despondent

Christina Aguilera Drained and Despondent

LAS VEGAS - Christina flew to Las Vegas to get away from all of the hustle and bustle of LaLaLand. She checked into The The Ali Baba and The 40 Thieves Hotel & Casino, where she had a great time at the roulette wheel. Tittle Tattle Tonight...

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Funny story: Snooki Says Christina Aguilera Stole Her 'Look'

Snooki Says Christina Aguilera Stole Her 'Look'

NEW YORK CITY - Nicole Polizzi, better known as Snooki, is reportedly quite upset with Christina Aguilera of The Voice. Polizzi, who just three months ago gave birth to a baby boy who she named Lorenzo Dominion Fettuccine LaValle, talked with Faji...

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