Chelsea Handler Talks About Christina Aguilera's Weight Loss

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 22 March 2013

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Chelsea says she heard that Christina has not had a Big Mac in 24 hours. (Photo courtesy of John Goodman).

LA BREA - Talk show host Chelsea Handler was recently spotted in La Brea shopping for some garlic, fancy tire rims, and a pair of maracas.

Handler sat down at a bus stop and talked with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors. She was asked if it was true that she would be taking Jimmy Fallon's place once he takes Jay Leno's place.

Chelsea raised her eyebrows and replied that it was news to her, but added that she would much rather take Leno's job since it pays a lot more, is more prestigious, and it comes with a free parking space.

The 38-year-old was then asked what she thought about Christina Aguilera's recent weight loss.

The stringy dishwater blonde giggled like Clay Aiken and replied that Chrisegonia, as she calls her, was told by her close friend Katy Perry that she needed to loose some weight because she was starting to look like a West Coast version of Snooki.

Handler went on to say that Christina is the only person she has ever known who salts her bacon.

Chelsea revealed to Miss Vermicelli that she was personally told by Blake Shelton that the reason why Aguilera went on a diet was because on several occasions, when she was mentoring on The Voice, she actually got stuck in the chair.

To see some before and after photos of Christina Aguilera go to www.christinaaguilerabeforeandafter.fat

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