Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 31 May 2013

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Jessica said if her baby is a boy she'll name him Barry, after President Obama. (Photo provided by Rico Chorizo).

SANTA MONICA - Jessica Simpson has always been the type of self-centered individual who constantly strives to top whatever the next person has done.

She has done that with music, movies, personal hygiene products, and now with her baby bump.

Simpson, who is pregnant with her second child, told Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight that her baby bump is much prettier than Kim Kardashian's baby bump.

When asked what made her feel that way, the unmarried singer said that she has seen sonograms of both her and Kim and her baby bump is just more aesthetically cuter.

Miss Swizzle commented that the two fake blondes are both 32, and added that Jessica is actually three months older than Kim.

SIDENOTE: Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that since both Mothers-to-be are unmarried they could be sending out the wrong message to America's impressionable young ladies or even to impressionable middle-aged women.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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