Kanye West Said He Was Misquoted About Kim Kardashian's Baby Bump Weight

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 28 May 2013

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Kanye said the name of his and Kim's baby will definitely begin with the letter K. (Photo taken by Bruce Jenner).

BEVERLY HILLS - Kanye West has said that he does not care if his mama-to-be Kim Kardashian gets as big as a Toyota Tacoma truck.

He stressed that he had been misquoted last week when one of the supermarket tabloids had written that if Kimmy didn't stop gaining so much weight that he was going to up and leave her.

West, who never smiles and is considered to be the black version of Kristen Stewart, told TV ClickerWorld reporter Hoopla Diddly that he will stay by KK's side just as long as she continues to let him run their relationship.

He added that he has had a nice long productive talk with the Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner. And he has made it abundantly clear that he ain't Lamar Odom and she is not going to get into his marital business no way, no how, fa shizzle ma nizzle.

SIDENOTE: Kanye revealed that he has sold the exclusive baby photo rights to the supermarket tabloid Just Saying for $3.4 million.

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