Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 29 May 2013

image for A Devastated Demi Moore Spotted Walking Alone Along The Beach at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
Friends and family of Demi are afraid that she could end up being remanded to The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Demi Moore left the Tinsel Town radar screen and no one, not even her hair stylist FuFi Fondue knew where the G.I. Jane star was.

Fondue placed several calls before he learned that Moore had flown down to Mexico by herself and was seen aimlessly walking along the beach at Cabo San Lucas.

Paco Del Toro, a reporter with The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News said that he went up to Ms. Moore and she literally looked like a zombie.

He said he asked if she needed anything, a bottle of water, a taco, a shot of tequila.

Del Toro said that Moore responded with what could best be described as a burro sound. He noticed that she was wearing a bikini swimsuit top but no bikini bottom.

He asked her where her bikini bottom was and she replied that she had sold it to a local piñata vendor for $3 [U.S.].

In Rehab Clinic News. Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that Lindsay Lohan was reprimanded by the director of The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic for selling her autograph to a fellow patient for $85.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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