Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 23 April 2013

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Rob getting a tattoo from Bong Bong of Venice Beach.

VENICE BEACH - It appears that Rob Kardashian is starting to get more newspaper and Internet space than his famous sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney.

Rob was recently arrested by Venice Beach Police after he got into a dispute with noted tattoo artist Bong Bong, owner of The Bong Bong Tattoo Shop in Venice Beach.

According to the official police report Rob asked to have a tattoo with the likeness of Jenny McCarthy's face put on his back.

He agreed to pay the sum of $800. When Bong Bong was finished, Rob looked in the mirror and to his surprise, he saw that the tattoo artist had apparently misunderstood him as the tattoo was actually the face of Jenny's cousin the pleasantly plumpish Melissa McCarthy.

Kardashian began ranting and raving like a crazed Banshee. He told Bong Bong that he was not going to pay him the $800. Bong Bong replied that he had clearly said Melissa McCarthy and not Jenny McCarthy.

Rob yelled out that why in the world would he want a tattoo of the hefty comedic actress Melissa McCarthy. Bong Bong answered by saying that he has no idea but he is in the business of giving customers the tattoo that they ask for.

Kardashian put his Hawaiian shirt on and started walking towards the door. Bong Bong called the VBPD who caught up with Kardashian in the parking lot of a local Shanghai Sue's Sushi Sandwich Shop.

The officers told Rob that they were going to handcuff him and take him down to police headquarters. Rob told them that there was no way in San Jose that he was going to let that happen.

One of the officers, identified as Officer Charlton "Bullet" Huxfrick, took out a taser gun and threatened to use it on him if he did not cooperate and do as he was told.

Kardashian started walking away saying, "You cops are all messed up there is NO WAY that you are going to arres..."


SIDENOTE: According to an unnamed source Rob Kardashian may have stepped in a big pile of you-know-what. And as a result he could end up heading for the Big House (Prison).

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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