Miley Cyrus Has A Crush On Taylor Swift's Ex-Boyfriend Harry Styles

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 11 January 2013

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A recent close up of Taylor Swift's hairdo. (Photo courtesy of her ex-boyfriend Harry Styles).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus has revealed to an entertainment news reporter that she has a crush on Taylor Swift's latest member of The Taylor Swift Ex-Boyfriend's Club, Harry Styles, of the boy band One Direction.

Cyrus, who is engaged to down under star Liam Hemsworth, expressed to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle that even though she is Hemsworth's fiancée, she can still have fantasies, daydreams, and crushes on other guys.

The 20-year-old singer, who has long since abandoned her May-December lap dances, went on to say that probably 89 percent of all Hollywood starlets, who are either married or engaged to be married, have crushes on some Hollywood hunk.

When asked to explain, the "Party In The USA" girl said that for example Katy Perry is head-over-heals in love with John "The Player" Mayer but she still has daydreams about Russell Brand.

Cyrus took a sip of her grape flavor enhanced bottle of water and said that Jessica "Baby Bump" Simpson is engaged to former NFL player Eric Johnson and she still fantasizes about Johnny Depp and Charlie Sheen.

Miley then pointed out that Tinsel Town's most infamous cougar, Demi Moore, 50, has a tremendous crush on Dancing With The Stars, Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough.

She giggled and then pointed out that Moore recently expressed on Live With Kelly & Michael that she has a staunch desire to have Derek's baby.

When young Cyrus was asked how in the world she knows all of this she grinned and replied that she gets all her celebrity info first hand from the man who is known as the Ear to The Stars, Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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