Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Call It Quits

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 8 January 2013

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Taylor is already writing a song about her breakup with Harry Styles.

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift, 23, was back in Nashville after spending a few days with (now) ex-boyfriend Harry Styles, 18, of the band One Direction down in Virgin Gorda, or as the locals call it The Fat Virgin.

By all accounts the musical couple, who've been dating for two months, was having a great time down in the British Virgin Islands, snorkeling, sunbathing, snuggling, surfing, fishing, cuddling, and rubbing suntan lotion on each other.

A source close to the couple said that one day after Swift and Styles had been out walking on the beach picking up unusual seashells he overheard Taylor and Harry raising their voices in their $1,200 a night deluxe cabana.

The source said that he heard Taylor yell out in a cute southern accent that she did not like the fact that he had been eyeing some of the bikini-clad beauties on the beach.

Harry reportedly yelled that he could not help it since they were all over the place like Christina Aguilera all over a brisket.

Taylor angrily grabbed her guitar and bright red lipstick and went off to the main building veranda where she reportedly began writing a song about Harry.

One of the hotel employees heard her singing one of the verses:

You think you sing better than me.
Well let me tell ya fella you're wrong.
I promise everyone will soon see.
When I finish writing this here song.

SIDENOTE: A publicist for One Direction has said that the couple has definitely called it quits and added that Harry will probably be writing a song about Taylor which he said is going to focus on her limelight-seeking side.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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