Britney Spears wants to compete at the London Olympics

Funny story written by radiogagger

Sunday, 1 July 2012


The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Britney Spears wants to compete at the London Olympics
Is Britney falling apart again?

Fears were growing again for Britney Spears health last night as she told fans she would be purchasing a 'duplex' in East London and competing at the London 2012 Olympics.

Speaking to a fan on myface she said she loves the east end, after filming the video for 'Criminal' in Dalston. She also told the fan she was hoping to perform at the Radio 1 Big Weekend in Hackney, but had not been asked yet. (not realising it was last week)

She then said she is very sporting, and her friend had suggested she compete in the Olympics in the brand new shaven head event. She finished the conversation by saying she wanted to marry a 'cock-knee' like her step-mom Madonna, and perform in the crime drama 'eastenders'.

The news comes in the same week that LA Galaxy player David Beckham was dropped from the British Olympic football team.

Pop critic Nelly McJelly told the spoof "If she's still using myface she's definitly gone fruit batty again".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more