Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 19 June 2012

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Britney carries this photo in her purse to remind her that she still has it. (Photo by Vice-President Joe Biden).

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that the sophomore edition of X-Factor is having more behind-the-scenes drama that the final season of Desperate Housewives.

X-Factor Judge L.A. Reid recently sat down with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo at The Whale of A Buffet Seafood Restaurant in Marina Del Rey.

Reid, told Miss San Guacamole that since the day that Britney Spears and Demi Lovato first showed up on the set of X-Factor the sparks started flying.

Right away Spears let it be known that she and not Lovato would be sitting in the coveted chair next to Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell since she was the more popular girl on the panel.

And Lovato fired back by telling her that the determining factor is actually who is the fattest, flakiest, and fruitiest, so she (Spears) wins hands down.

Spears became extremely angry and told Lovato that she hated her song "Skyscraper" and who the hell has ever sang a song about a building anyway.

Lovato replied, "Your mama. As I recall your mama once sang a cover version about a house of ill repute, remember Blondie?"

Britney said that she didn't and Demi told her that the song was "The House of The Rising Sun."

Reid told San Guacamole that the two are constantly bickering and degrading, demeaning, insulting, and attacking each other just like Jay Leno and David Letterman.

He said that yesterday Britney told Lovato that she is going to tell Simon to fire her and replace her with Miley Cyrus.

Lovato countered by saying that she is going to have Simon fire her and replace her with another noted lip syncer Ashlee Simpson.

Reid confessed to Miss San Guacamole that if the two witches, whom Cowell has nicknamed "The Gruesome Twosome" don't stop their ongoing feud he is going to quit the show and become a professional wrestling manager so that he can get some peace and quiet.

In Other News. The Mississippi State Senate has just announced that effective June 25, cornbread will be the official state food.

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