Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 26 February 2012

image for Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In The Vicious Vampires of Vienna Vs. The Psychotic Zombies of Zanzibar
Vanessa's cousin Shasta Blizzardo appears in the movie as a zombie extra. (Photo by Brett Favre).

HOLLYWOOD - Grandiose Films in association with The Lions Door Motion Picture Company has just announced a movie which will star Twilight's Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens who appeared in the three film series of High School Musical.

The film which will be directed by renown director Allesandro Fiafatenelli is titled The Vicious Vampires of Vienna Vs. The Psychotic Zombies of Zanzibar.

The noted Italian director informed Silver Screen Showcase Magazine that the motion picture will be filmed on location in Kandahar, Afghanistan due to the availability of a Medieval Castle that is located just outside the city limits.

Fiafatenelli stated that originally the movie was to have been shot on a back lot in Hollywood but that idea was changed when it was learned that the lot was being used to film background film information on Crispino F. Timberlipz documentary on The Mystifyingly Mystical Migratory Habits of The Ostriches of Oman.

In the vampire/zombie movie Stewart will be portraying Impala the vicious demon empress vampire of night creatures. Hudgens will star as the alluring psychotic zombie warrioress Armenia.

Also appearing in the movie will be Brenda Song and Marc Anthony as zombies and Boo Boo Stewart and Chad Ochocinco as vampires.

Fiatatenelli has stated that he will be filming the movie in the newly developed 4D and he has hired the world's foremost expert on vampires and zombies Chambliss "Jigger" Jiggerfeller as a movie consultant.

Jiggerfeller recently published his 17th book titled, The Definitive Thick Book To All Things Vampire and All Things Zombie with 903 Illustrated Illustrations.

March 1st is National Flamingo Day. People are urged to visit their local petting zoo and spend at least 20 minutes or so petting these wonderfully exotic and amazingly talented pink birds.

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