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Friday, 6 January 2012


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Kimee, Khloee and Kourtnee Kardishian are about to get all dolled up. Literally!

A source tells Star Talk Weekly that Matt-Tell will immortalize these super deluxe mega sisters via an upcoming limited-edition 'Boobie' line that "will reflect the girls' extraordiary measurements and may even come in super snug designer outfits made in Chinatown."  

We asked head designer for Matt-Tell, Bertha Horawitz about the new line, "Well, two of the 'Boobie' dolls were quite simple to design and are completed.  The third doll is taking a lot more time to complete given the complicated measurements required to make it lifelike.  She is very top heavy and her extra large butt is giving the designers major headaches.  Seems her big butt won't fit in the standard 'display box'.  We can only hope a solution is found before the late 2012 release date."

OMG, would you let your little girls or boys play with these physically engineered dolls? Maybe if they had no clue who the Kardishians were and weren't old enough to ask about them and the came with permanent rubber suits.

In a way it's a good idea to give those 'Matt-Tell' dolls some social friends that have larger, arguably healthier features, even if they're just as plasticized and fake as the dolls themselves. You know they're going to give Kimee's doll extra plastic for sure and that means a bigger price tag on the shelves.

I googled "Celebrity Boobies" to see who they've featured in the past, and there's an actual LeeAnn Rhymes 'Boobie' that's still available for sale for $9.95 on Overstuffed.com.  She's just about on par with the Kardishians, except that she can sing till the cows come home. Other celebrity 'Boobies' include Hilary Buff, Diana Boss, Shackira, Bahyonce and one with a big mouth...Rosie O'Donahue..I think! 

 (Here's a good sideshow of celebrity Boobies.)  So while some of the celebrity 'Boobies' are true classic Hollywood legends, others aren't as worthy and never will be.  

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