David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR

Funny story written by Rebel Not Taken

Friday, 9 September 2011

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Becks on way to the Bush

David Beckham is hoping to secure a switch from LA Galaxy to West London glamour club QPR: "I am fully focused on moving to QPR and helping them win the Olympics Games " said Beckham.

The 36 year old footballer has been eyeing up a move to QPR for some time and still believes he can do the business at the highest level.

But David Beckham is yet to persuade his wife Victoria to move from their luxury home on Venice Beach in Hollywood to up and coming Shepherd's Bush: "Victoria still thinks that QPR is a naff club owned by pikeys" said Beckham.

But the proposed deal looks to be back on now that Bernie Ecclestone and Flavio Briatore have sold QPR to classy Team Lotus boss Tony Fernandez.

Hello magazine have reported that Victoria is warming to the idea of David representing QPR at London 2012 after chatting to best friend Angelina Jolie: "Angelina and Brad are spending a year filming in East Acton and they are raving about QPR" said the Ex Spice Girl.

The speculation intensified after Victoria and Angelina were papped in Shepherd's Bush Market buying plantains.

And now it has been revealed that Angelina and Brad are next door neighbours of QPR manager Neil Warnock in leafy Richmond: "We had Angelina, Brad, David and Victoria around for a barbeque in my garden with other new recruits Joey Barton and Sean Wright-Phillips" wrote Neil Warnock in his column for The Independent.

An insider at the club has told the Shepherd's Bush Gazette that once the David Beckham deal is tied up Brad Pitt will be the next marquee signing to be offered a contract at QPR: " Joining QPR is a no brainer and I have already had a medical" claimed a breathless Brad Pitt.

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