Paris Hilton's Vagina Is Pissed Off

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Tuesday, 6 September 2011


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Paris Hilton has once again proved what a shallow, calloused, self centered person she really is. Rumors have always abounded that Paris is a creature of popularity, only hanging out with the coolest of the cool. Once someone is, "not", instead of, "hott", Paris tosses them to the curb faster than a spent Virginia Slim.

Recently Paris's Vagina has come forward to reveal that Paris has abandoned her and leaves her home all the time.

In an exclusive interview Paris's Vagina opened up to this reporter.
"Paris use to take me to all the events, I got to get out and wave at all the people and we had the best of relationships. Then there was all that negative response to me and she dropped me like a bad habit".

Apparently many Hollywood Vaginas are in agreement with this abusive behavior by their owners. The celebrity vaginas are banding together and forming a union. Some of the celebrity Vaginas joining forces are Kim Kardashian's, Paris Hilton's, Pam Anderson's to name a few.

Pam Anderson's Vagina the spokesvagina for the group made this public statement, "we brought these women their popularity, we pit them in the public eye then once the cat's out of the bag they just stuff us into panties and that is that. We want to have fun too. We find it absurdly abusive".

Tila Tequila's Vagina was at one of the gatherings but no one could make heads or tails of what she was saying.

Brett Michael's Penis tried to join the group but the Vagina's were not letting any Penises in.


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