Vince Cable discovers way to recover British Economy

Written by masterchev

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

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Having Nick Clegg dancing on the streets only brought the Government a measly 2p.

"The Big Issue", a taxation on MacDonalds and a heavy import tax on Burberry clothes looks set to hit many cities in the UK, as leading economist and Lib. Dem. MP Vince Cable looks set to announce some serious tax cuts.

With public borrowing hitting a massive 15 billion pounds this year, George Osbourne has been looking to fork back in the cash.

"We can't go begging for money any more. It looks like we're going to introduce these taxes. Naturally, we can't exactly just rid big city cats of their jobs. Let's take it out on the lesser end of society!"

Vince Cable, said to represent the middle ground as a Lib. Dem. MP, chose these things upon the recommendation of the Pope. The Catholic Leader was quoted as saying "People spend too much time acting as chavs and less time being good civilians. Heavy taxes on these things will create a Utopia!"

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