Prime Minister argues the Government does have balls

Funny story written by Steddyeddy

Monday, 20 April 2009

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One of the PM's balls

In a frank admission on national television, the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, argued that the Labour Party does have balls.

In a heated argument with a man from the BBC with a beard and glasses wearing a suit, (the man and not the suit had the beard and glasses) he went on to say that anyone who feels that the Government doesn't have balls, well, they're living in the last century.

The bearded and bespectacled suited BBC man said that, as far as he was aware, most viewers wished they were actually living in the last century.

The Prime Minister continued to say that as long as there was education, education, education, there would continue to be balls, balls, balls.

That is, Ed Balls, and not a reference to the cock-up by the idiots contracted in from the USA to mark exam papers which could just as easily, and probably more efficiently and cheaply, be done by British teachers during the summer holidays, like it used to be before the invention of parasitic, self-abusing, over-paid consultants.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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