Dandy despot Robert Mugabe drew the line at spying on his own people today as he rejected his parliaments request to introduce warrantless wiretapping.
'What kind of dictator do you think I am? I do have standards you know' said the mass murdering president of Zimbabwe. 'If I let the telcos eavesdrop on my own people then its only a matter of time before they rebel against me. Only an idiot would do something like that. I am not some kind of political amateur you know.'
George Bush was unavailable for comment as he was playing Zelda on his Nintendo Wii.