"TweenTheCheeks" swim suit manufacturer and originator of the thong will be pushing the envelope between the butt cheeks this summer with the personalized butt plug. Hot mama's across the planet's beaches will be displaying the faces of friends, fiends, family and foes "TweenTheCheeks".
Celebrities seem to have jumped on this bandwagon in a big way. Famous X's have already ordered their formers' faces cast in buttplug silicone. The Tom Cruise, the Woody Allen, the Brad Pitt and the Newt Gingerich orders are setting new sales records at ttc. Beaches from Maui to Malibu will have displayed between sweet starstudded gluts the faces of some of our favorite man-sluts.
TTC spokesperson, Baroness Boothemroyds was guarded in her optimism about the new product: "TTC is just recovering from the landslide of lawsuits from last years disastrous "sandpaper thong" We thought we'd go with the rough n' tough sex market. Who knew people would actually be cut in half?! This time I think we've got a winner. Who could resist a famous or even better infamous bobblehead bobbing "TweenYourCheeks?!"
