Mental Disorders in Administration and Troops Parallel!

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 14 March 2007

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Bush-Blair enjoying "rest" at Looneybin on the Thames

Bush-Blair, the whacky twins of the Baghdad Sandbag, have each independently been diagnosed with "psycho-social or behavioral disorders" In a bizarre coincidence, 25% of the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi war veterans have had psychiatrists reach the same conclusion! Treatment centers throughout the UK and the US are unable to deal with the flood of war veterans showing up with everything from depression to PTSD.

Bush-Blair have ridiculed the mental health complaints: "We, the joint-personalities of Middle-Eastern Imperialism, denounce the namby-pamby complaints of those who cannot deal with the requisites of our War Of Terror. If they think they are crazy now why didn't they try to live under the rule of the Butcher of Baghdad! Then maybe the Widow-Maker of Washington and the Destroyer of Downing Street might not seem like the nasty men so many claim them to be!"

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