New 2 Year Twitch Discovered By Anti-Social Scientists (ASS)

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 13 March 2007

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X-Hunter,X of Husband Thompson searches for new spouse/kill

Anti-Social Scientists (ASS) Inc. have discovered that marriage loses its "Happiness-Boost" in only two years! In direct contradiction of countless studies by Pro-Social Scientists (PSS) which have claimed for years the incontrovertible evidence that married couples are alot happier than their discontented single counterparts.

"Apparently the "marital joy jump" is just a temporary high", Anti-Social Scientist Azinine Foule reported, "We interviewed dozens of subjects and they just kept telling us that the bliss of having trapped a mate fades pretty quickly"

"It's not unlike hunting or even buyers' remorse. . .", testified former husband and former hunter Thompson X Husband-Hunter, "You get the kill or spouse, whichever, home and when you get a good look you begin to realize you might have pulled the trigger a bit hastely. . ."

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