Your The Spoof reporter was at a press conference called to react to VP Cheney's attack on Democratic fund-cuttin proposals to begin an end to the war. After Hillary, Obama and sundry other politicos spoke a new and refreshing voice made the following speech:
"Cheney whose war in Iraq, run passed the blind side of W with help of a syndicate of neo-con rats (many of whom have already jumped ship or were kicked off), has killed over 3, 000 US soldiers and a million Iraqis. . . He was party to the public announcement of a surge of new cannon fodder to allow their multiple insurgent forces in the Iraqi Civil War to load up and take cover. This same Cheney whose Halliburton corporation has gotten rich while inefficiently disposing of its responsibilities in this same war. . . who shot a close friend because he looked like a Quail or Alexander Hamilton(reports conflict because of the heavy drinking by the hunting party). . . This Dead-eye Dick "Chainsaw" Cheney, CH. . . CH CH Chain, chain of fools thinks the sane Democratic proposal to begin a draw-down forced by funding -cuts to bring our children home will hurt are troops? ~! I, ET MC Crone, candidate for PrezMinister of the usuk urge you to stop the madness and bring our boys and girls home!"
McCrone hadf to run from the press conference because supporters, deplorers and the cia and fbi were in hot pursuit. One could hear his not nearly famous cry of: "Low Class in two Lands! GGGGooooiiiNNNggg up!" as he made his exit stage left.