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Funny story: McDonalds food sales shoot up after they add the McMargaritas

McDonalds food sales shoot up after they add the McMargaritas

McDonalds sales have shot through the McRoof after the companny adds their brand new adult McMargaritas. The new drink was developed from a mixture that was put together by one of the nation's most noted drink mixologists, Lorenzo "Mixy" Brazospor…

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Funny story: Whataburger Introduces Their WhataMargarita!

Whataburger Introduces Their WhataMargarita!

SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Satire News) - The burger giant that was born in Corpus Christi, Texas back in 1950, and now resides in San Antonio, Texas has just introduced it's latest fantabulous menu addition. Whataburger, so named because it takes two…

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Funny story: Wendy's Is Now Selling Mimosa Margaritas

Wendy's Is Now Selling Mimosa Margaritas

CINCINNATI, Ohio - (Satire News) - The Wendy's fast food chain in an effort to try and be competitive has now added Mimosa Margaritas to their menu. Corporate executives agreed that they are pretty much running neck and neck with Jack-in-the-Box,…

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Funny story: Margarita Named Top Drink and Top Female Name In The USA

Margarita Named Top Drink and Top Female Name In The USA

SAN ANTONIO - The United States Drinking Society Federation (USDSF) has just announced that the winner of The 2013 Best Drink in America is the Margarita. The name Margarita was also chosen as The Most Popular Female Name of The Year. USDSF spo...

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Funny story: Cinco de Mayo will Continue to be Celebrated in the US

Cinco de Mayo will Continue to be Celebrated in the US

Austin - As the Texas Legislature considers banning courts from recognizing foreign religious and cultural laws, Texans worry about the future of Cinco de Mayo. Cinco de Mayo is a cherished holiday primarily celebrated in the United States. Most A...

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Funny story: World's Biggest Ice Chunk Smacks into Margarita Island

World's Biggest Ice Chunk Smacks into Margarita Island

It can only be presumed as Mother Nature's ultimate joke. The world's biggest ice chunk broke loose from Greenland last month, traveled down the Nares Straight, also known in geographical circles as the ice chute, and ran smack dab against Joe's Isla...

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