Donald has finally taken the Fifth! Yay! Everybody knows when a braggart talks, he eventually eats his owns words.
Now, why not sit at Donald’s table and have a nice big bowl of 5th Cereal – a Trump brand product.
May contain lies, brags, gropes, rumors, more lies, affiliations with morons and some of the most corrupt garbage on the planet, and trace amounts of rat feces.
Roger Stone says: “Gggrrrrruusgggfjsjjsshdsskkkjmmnnnnnn … I love it! Bbbbrrrrrrr …”
Rudy Giuliani Says: “Donald’s Fifth is the Fifth for me too. I eat it all the time and will continue to do on the advice from my lawyers … ain’t it funny when a lawyer needs a lawyer?”
Steve Bannon says: “I will always take the 5th as long as there are people on this earth who don’t like Trump’s brand of truth in their cereal! I’m innocent, fuckers!”
So many endorsements, we haven’t even heard of the entire Fox news team, nor the Proud Boys (since many of them are in jail, where the chance to take the 5th has worn out and didn’t work anyway) or the majority of people who ever worked for Donald.
But the 5th is tasty to all the terrible liars! They love it so much, they choke on it!
