Warren Buffett (Singing Differerent Tune) Loses $43 Billion Dollars in Market

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 6 August 2022

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$43 billion dollars buys a lot. Oh, wrong market. My bad.

Warren Buffett stubbed his toe on Wall Street - and lost $43 billion Dollars - according to his latest financial statement. His company still makes a small profit for the year.

Buffet, who earlier was a singer, had his last big hit in 1952 with 'Jambalaya Pants on Fire’ - with the Bad Boys of Omaha

He then switched to learning the yo-yo up and downs of the basically unregulated Wall Street (called a Free Market).

He learned to avoid the manipulative Big Board bandit firms who illegally ravaged and pillaged the novice small investors - (while the authorities watched).

Bitcoin is the latest financial sucker bait of these Wall Street Professionals.

Warren learned the Wall Street ropes really well - and is now a Billionaire.

But Wall Street eventually got even a smart guy like Warren - as they have Super Computers working for them - (millions of trades a second) - and Warren still uses an old adding machine.

His large holdings of Apple stock sank 21%, and really took a big Bite out of his profits.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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