Just because El Chapo is in an American jail without the possibility of seeing the light of Mexico ever again, doesn’t mean he can’t still do business and run his cocaine empire. Several cell phones have already been smuggled into the Cartel leade…
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Professor Floutus Dignit of MIT has just emerged to the world stage with a theory he calls “similar to the problem of delirium tremens in the old days.” The delirium tremens malady occurs as a consequence of withdrawal from alcohol, with unpleasa…
World leaders and social media are expressing outrage that Mr. Trump's farewell note to Mr. Biden has been exposed. Mr. Biden described the note as “a very generous letter.” Meanwhile, Mr. Bin Salman and Mr. Netanyahu have led a chorus of angr…
Yesterday, on Ms. Clinton's podcast, “You and Me Both,” Hillary and Nancy Pelosi fastidiously sought to avoid being called “daft” for their views. Was it not clear, they suggested, that once again Mr. Putin had interfered in American politics? Who…
Following 13 deaths after vaccination in Norway, Dr. Steiner Madsen, of The Norwegian Medicines Agency, commented: “We do not see anything alarming with these figures. All deaths are in elderly and frail people with underlying diseases.” The…
News of the Covid-19 vaccination process now indicates it is a two-stage process, jabs one month apart. Women are warned that infertility may accompany the vaccination during this two-month period. Also, a certain amount of discomfort, or pain…
Indications of voter fraud in the recent presidential election are mounting, including an unusual feud on the right between Tucker Carlson and Trump lawyer, Sidney Powell. Tucker is not happy that Ms. Powell would not appear on his show with “evid…
The latest news with these A1 sex robots leads away from and beyond sex—beyond even recent developments in genital-sensing, interior wifi, and talk-amount control button. Do all sex robots have to be sexy? Longer and RoboBanger Associates say n...
Breaking: Yesterday, self-proclaimed president of Venezuela Juan Guaido indicated he just might allow the possibility of US intervention to rescue his country. He stressed the importance of saving lives as motivation for this military intervention...
Mr. Trump’s Tuesday morning response on the murder of Jamal Khashoggi has led to a special interview in Downtown Brown Studios, key rival to CNN. Downtown Brown’s news anchor Sterling Ballsworthy immediately confirmed the President’s position that...
Breaking: Today Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman has declared what happened to Jamal Khashoggi a “heinous crime” followed by “justice will prevail.” Yesterday he met with Khashoggi’s son Salah and shook hands warmly with an “all is...
President Erdogan of Turkey has said “the naked truth” will be revealed this coming Tuesday on the Jamal Khashoggi case. In response, Lady Truth was overheard murmuring something as she stepped out of her daily bath onto a rubber floormat. Appa...
The presidential candidates' polling highs and lows are roller coastering on and on. Recently, unpleasant odors of DNC manipulating for Clinton, plus hacks into The Clinton Foundation, threatened a downward sag. This was prevented via blowing...
Richard Cheney, who left the office of vice-president in 2009 with a 13 percent approval rating, will be honored with a bust at the capitol this December. He has chosen to be rendered as Napolean in typical stance, with black hat, known as the bic...
If the Peter Principal is true, then why are there so many good people at the lower rungs in corporations? This question inspired Gus Adamson, professor at the James Jones Business School, to study corporate structures and promotions over the last decade. "It appeared that promotions and restructuring weren't happening the same way as in years past, so I investigated a bit more," explained Ada...
Consumer advocate and 2 time Presidential Candidate, Ralph Nader, has sent a letter spoofing the University if Michigan's choice for Commencement Speaker. The AP has a copy of it and we make it available here. Dear Kelly Cunningham: I see that you are the Director of Public Affairs at The University of Michigan whose areas of responsibility are major initiatives, legal and reputational i...
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