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In An Effort To Lure Away Passengers From Competing Airlines, Jet Blue Will Begin Serving Flyers T-Bone Steaks (In Coach)

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The airlines are scrambling like hell to lure passengers away from other airlines, as many airlines are losing money left and right and right and left. Jet Blue has announced that in an effort to lure flyers away from Del…

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Apple and Jet Blue To Merge

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In one of the biggest mergers to come down the pike in a long time, two corporate giants Jet Blue and Apple will be merging. BuzzFuzz reports that the new company will be known as Blue Apple and it will be headquart…

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An Emotional Support Parrot Disrupts a Flight From New York City to Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The news media is reporting that an emotional support parrot totally disrupted a Jet Blue flight from New York City to Los Angeles. The Peruvian parrot, named Guinevere, but who has been dubbed "Polly the Insult Parro…

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Jet Blue goes Blue Tooth - now passengers can surf the net while they waste away on the tarmac

Washington, DC - Jet Blue is the first of many airlines that will go online, offering passengers the option to surf the Internet while in flight.

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