Following high-level discussions in Parliament, with talks of a post-Brexit financial catastrophe, politicians have revealed that Michael Buble CDs will become legal tender in 2020.
The CDs often kept following divorces, and relationship breakups, are usually found in charity shops, and down the back of settees.
Mr Ian Dea, from the ministry, said 'Yes, it is true. After January 1st 2020 Michael Buble CDs will be legal tender. You can use your Michael Buble CDs to buy anything you like, except obviously, other Michael Buble CDs. The change will be given in terms of Michael Buble singles. People may say that this is an unworkable scheme, but I just haven't met them yet.'