Etch a Sketch cafe launches festive Coffee

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 7 December 2019

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I own my own cafe, you know.

Kevin Wilkes, the 24-year-old owner of Chutney on the Fritz's latest coffee emporium, Sketchy, has revealed his new range of seasonal drinks.

There is the Marshmallow Maximiser, which is just an extra two marshmallows with a Hot Chocolate - perfect for sharing with your girlfriend (real or imaginary) who said that she didn't want any of her own, but will have some of yours.

Then there is the Cinnamon Special, which is just an extra spoonful of Cinnamon in a similar Halloween-themed drink from October.

Wilkes said: 'I saw that Costa Coffee and Cafe Nero in Orpington had similar drinks, so I thought I would do the same here. Gary and Lorraine love the extra Marshmallows I give them, and the kids like it as well, except for that time when Brian Asshat came in and threw his shoes at everyone.'

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