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Paper And Pencils Are Back!

Funny story: Paper And Pencils Are Back!

In the least scientific breakthrough for centuries, the 'writer's tools', paper and pencils, are making an astonishing and unexpected comeback! Out of vogue since the dawn of the computer age, sales of 'writing instruments' - as pencils were known - have been in steady decline, but new research has shown that, in a revolutionary turnaround, people are turning their backs on the latest computer...

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Artisan Coat-Hanger business becomes Artisan Paper-clip making business

Funny story: Artisan Coat-Hanger business becomes Artisan Paper-clip making business

Following the recent collapse of his Artisan Coat-Hanger making business successful business-man Tarquin Smythe Brassington Heckingthump III from Chutney on the Fritz has started up his own Artisan paper-clip making business instead. 'Well, what i...

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White paper makes people more creative

Funny story: White paper makes people more creative

A study by The British Paper Group has shown that whit backgrounds on computer screens and plain white paper gets the creative juices flowing in people. "We've tried lots of different coloured backgrounds, and different coloured paper," said Gary...

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Steve Jobs Announces Apple IPaper

Funny story: Steve Jobs Announces Apple IPaper

In a surprise new product announcement Apple has launched their latest innovation and it's phenomenal. The IPaper looks like a newspaper, feels like one, folds like one, it is a newspaper. Made with a new plastic product that combines technol...

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Paperless society to be backed up by paper

Funny story: Paperless society to be backed up by paper

The U.S. Government Accountability Office (GAO) has audited the use of computer image and hard disk technologies, for the purpose of archiving all government documents, and concluded computer technical stuff does not sufficiently protect the governme...

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Pen and Paper Becoming Rare

Funny story: Pen and Paper Becoming Rare

Once a necessity in every household, recent studies have revealed that fewer than 1 in 25 homes today have a writing instrument and tablet available to write things down. Gone are the the days of to-do lists, which have been replaced by the much m...

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Outbreak of Paper Cuts Prompts Action From Obama

Funny story: Outbreak of Paper Cuts Prompts Action From Obama

Washington [UPI] - A sudden increase in the number of paper cuts sustained by harried administrative staff in national parks has prompted President Obama to ask Treasury to earmark 1 billion dollars in emergency federal funding to, as the President p...

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Paper is a waste of trees

Funny story: Paper is a waste of trees

Material sent out by candidates and officials in September's Council polls was enough to fill up two Parks and one forest with trees, according to a concern group study. Dog owners Acting for People and the Environment said 551 tonnes of paper we...

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New Ministry of Paperwork launched

Funny story: New Ministry of Paperwork launched

The new Ministry of Paperworks, MOPS, was launched at a glittering ceremony in Whitehall where journalists had to fill in credit references, criminal record checks and health and safety records, in tripiclate, and with three forms of ID, one photogr...

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A Search For The Truth Does Not Question Reality

Funny story: A Search For The Truth Does Not Question Reality

The inaccuracies and mischievous half-truths in the 'Paper of Record' article illustrate the impossible position of a person who has been misrepresented, writes Sister Breathless Sobriny. A friend of mine rang me after reading Maddeby Ruination's column of December 20th, 2007. "Congratulations," he said sardonically. "I see that the 'paper of record' has not only allowed Francie Plane to p...

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New BBC Channels coming to a TV Screen near you soon

Funny story: New BBC Channels coming to a TV Screen near you soon

BBC 5 - Niche market for Agrophobics bored of their wall-paper...

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We spend more on arse paper

How did that happen?...

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First Annual Green Website Footprint Awards

Funny story: First Annual Green Website Footprint Awards

Many news website surfers have seen the all-too-familiar Printer Friendly buttons offered to convert the mess of formatted text, navigation bars and advertisements into something more easily rendered onto paper pages for individual consumption.

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Top 10 Reasons Why Sonia Gandhi Declined To Become PM

10. Needs more time to learn to speak extempore and without a European accent. 9. Did not want to become the head of third-world country. 8. Did not understand the President when he asked, "Would you like to avoid controversy and let somebody else in your party become Prime Minister?," in HINDI and she simply replied, "Yes." 7. Could not find a replacement to manage the Rajiv Gandhi Found...

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Bo Donaldson, Heywoods, First Class, Paper Lace: Bush "Dumb"

(Blakeslee, PA) Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods, a band briefly famous for its 1974 hit, "Billy, Don't Be A Hero", has gone on record as describing president George W. Bush as "dumb".

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