Goldman Sux's Lloyd Blankfein 'struggling' at $2m per annum less than Chevron CEO John Watson

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 11 April 2015

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This is what Lloyd Blankfein's 2014 salary looks like in unmarked one hundred dollar bills

New York - The Off-the-Wall-Street banker pulled in a reported $24million in 2014 compared to Chevron CEO John Watson who pocketed a well-earned $26m.

Well done, John, you earned it. Considering.

Now impressive as those numbers might sound to some just wait until ExxonMobil chair and CEO Rex Tillerson confirms his 2014 earnings, widely reportedly in UpStreamNewz as exceeding $33million.

Of course the figures remain unaudited in case one of Uncle Sam's boys at Internal Revenue get wind of the $$$s these captains of industry have amassed.

Shouldn't be much of a problem for Lloyd Blankfein, of course, he's got great accountants and bags of credibility.

Plus the odd Capitol Hill Senator or two in his back pocket, heheh, in case the taxman tries to play hardball.

Watson meanwhile can hold his head high knowing darn well that every cent's accountable for - without any subterfuge like offshore tax ruses.

All three men including Tillerson are expected to DOUBLE their annual take home pay next year all being well.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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