So who's the PR genius pimping for Rafael Correa's Ecuador?

Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 3 December 2014

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Just acquired Kate Middleton and Prince William as clients

Brooklyn, NY - A shady stone-age Neanderthal has been identified as the brains behind a Brooklyn PR outfit paid $6.4m to pimp out corrupt-as-hell Ecuador.

Dr Einstein Flintstone is CEO of Brooklyn-based EmCee Squared Corp, described as a thriving boutique firm with just ONE client, the Socialist People's Republic of Ecuador.

This morning an announcement in the New York Toast confirmed the publicist is being sued by super major Chevron in a long-running spat about Ecuadorian corruption.

And bribery, racketeering, extortion, fraud, conspiracy to pervert etc.

Commenting on the headlines Flintstone denied vehemently that President Rafael Corrra is his sole client:

"We also recycle charitable donations to up-and-coming Ecuador-style outfits," Flintstone chuckled, "like that Prince William and his beard Kate Middleton."

The faux royals are coming to New York this weekend complete with their ghastly begging bowls after British taxpayer handouts dried up suddenly following the intervention of the Fraud Squad.

Steven Donziger is 69.

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