Kerry Kennedy and pals under fire for their part in defrauding Chevron of billion$

Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 7 October 2014

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Kerry Kennedy's pal Mia Farrow seen here honing her garotting skills

New York - The human frights lawyer and apologist for the dirty, drunken Kennedy clan is in the frame to return a $250,000 bung paid to her by the Ecuador government to globally pimp its corrupt $19bn assault on Chevron.

Partner in crime Mia Farrow, 69, apparently received the slightly lesser sum of $188,000 from Rafael Correa for dipping her thousand dollar manicured hands into come indigenous PetroEcuador slime on primetime Ecuador state TV.

And trilling loudly 'Ooh, just look at what Chevron did!'

Self-appointed nonentity and accomplished eco-bully Trudie Styler, wife of musician Sting, also joined the Chevron affray after shagging convicted NYC racketeering lawyer Steven Donziger in the back of an ethanol-driven Ecuadorian taxi.

Both parties were later reimbursed for their respective STD clinic fees with a backhander from a PetroEcuador slush fund.

Doctors say the scaly scabs and wart remains are likely to fade in a few months.

That just leaves Darryl Hannah, another deluded Hollywood hasbeen whose schmoozing of corrupt bastard Donziger saw her reimbursed with some handy Ecuadorian kickbacks, ostensibly from their envirnomental PR fund.

Next week all four women will be called to account for their outrageous carpetbagging as the Chevron racketeering case against Donziger takes a news twist.

A barrel of sweet light crude hovers around the $110 mark.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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