New York, NY Donald Trump was pleased to announce today that Bill Cosby would be one of the celebrities on his next show. Others will include Michael Richards and Paula Deen.
"Dr. Cosby has requested that we make a few changes to our original format and since he is such a well-known and respected personage we have decided to respect his wishes" spoke Mr. Trump.
The new format will have Bill Cosby as a bartender fixing patrons his famous "knockout punch" while Richards and Deen sling racial epithets at him.
Dr. Cosby has also requested that there be "lots of pretty starlets" around on the show to test his bartender abilities.