Donald Trump Threatens to Stop Air Traffic Everywhere as He Buys Sky

Funny story written by Al N.

Friday, 16 January 2015

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Trump is still restricting air traffic despite the Supreme Court ruling.

New York, NY In a revenge move precipitated by the Palm Beach county airport rerouting their plane lines over his mansion, Donald Trump has bought the sky. His first move is to restrict all air traffic from using his sky.

The Supreme Court quickly moved the issue to the top of their agenda and ruled that buying the sky was okay if you had the money. They also reiterated that corporations, if properly funded and tax-sheltered, can do anything they want.

They did however rule that they didn't believe that Trump had actually paid for the sky or actually had the money in the first place since he is always so full of it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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