New York - A sordid sex scandal has suddenly thrust Bill Cosby's face under the spotlight focusing media attention on a plantation of zits dug in deep on both sides of the entertainer's cheeks.
This weekend the BlackheadPopperzAnonymous.con website posted a headcount of Cosby's 200 'sizeable' acnoid bombs - web chat for entrenched pore-blocking dermatological black heads - the kind that video-making zit freaks dream of while studying for their Hygiene 101s.
Commenting on the outbreak a dermatologist who specialises in laser-guided extraction methods said that Cosby zits were a classic example and one that he'd gladly sort for two thousand bucks a pop.
"Ain't a zit alive that I can't mine," Dr Rufus Pustule said, "and I done Obama's, Tiger Woods and Beyonce."
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