Pyongyang, North Korea Portly North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, between one of his eight meals per day, informed the media that comedian Bill Cosby will not be allowed to bring his comedy act to the beleaguered country of North Korea.
Bill Cosby is the one-time favorite comedian of the American people until it was very strongly insinuated by over 20 women that it would not be a good idea to drink anything handled by Dr. Cosby.
When asked why the country that sends its people to labor camps for forgetting to dust their Kim Jong Il pictures and threatens the rest of the world with nuclear annihilation is suddenly worried about one discredited 90's American TV star, a North Korean spokesperson responded:
"Well, for one thing, Dennis Rodman told Kim that one of his girlfriends thinks she had a bad experience with Dr. Cosby but is fuzzy on what exactly happened. But what really bothers him is he's paranoid that Bill Cosby will put something in his drink."
"Since Kim has seen "The Interview," he won't shake hands with anyone any more either," he said.
