Chinese Billionaires to buy up Europe's Public Toilets

Written by Ella Davide

Saturday, 24 January 2015

Chinese Billionaires have run out of Government Assets and Ghost Estates to buy, now they are buying up Public Toilets, with an option to gain equity on downtown facilities.

Paris, London, Rome, Geneva, they all have busy professionals who get short-taken mid-schedule.
The public conveniences designed to cope with their mid-morning ablutions need to be fast-flushing, with high turnover.

'This is something we can get our teeth into', says Hu Jin Loo, Chinese Minister for Foreign Takeover. 'We see great potential in the, as of late, flagging and even deserted Public Toilet Concern, this being largely due to Europeans preferring cut costs, to evacuate in the work - place'

'We plan to buy up these downtown 'bogs' and sell back to BBC Doctor WHO designers as sterile tardises. I understand they need affordable props.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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