North Korea Buys 1,200 Pizzas From Italy

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 20 April 2014

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Italy will be shipping 1,200 pizzas to North Korea.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has just informed the press that North Korea has completed a purchase deal with the government of Italy.

The Rice Paddy is reporting that Italy will be sending 1,200 pepperoni pizzas to North Korea for an unspecified amount of money.

The deal was brokered by Kim Jong Un's sister Kim Yo Jong, in the capacity of special consultant to her brother.

The pizzas will be distributed to the various high ranking North Korean officials as a token of appreciation for their devoted and dedicated service to the great land known as North Korea.

SIDENOTE: Kim Jong Un stated that 25 of the pizzas will be handed out to the members of his elite North Korean Missile Launching Staff who he considers to be the greatest missile launchers in the history of missile launching.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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