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Funny story: President Trump Bans Chinese Fortune Cookies in The White House

President Trump Bans Chinese Fortune Cookies in The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A reliable White House source has said that the President is very upset with Chinese leader Xi Jinping. It seems that POTUS has placed the total blame for the Coronavirus on a supermarket Chinese checker, and the Chinese leader...

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Funny story: North Korean Missile Lands In Man's Back Garden

North Korean Missile Lands In Man's Back Garden

A man in the Battambang commune of Tapon has told of how he and his family were rudely awoken on Sunday morning, after a missile originating from North Korea landed in the back garden of his property. Moys Kenwood, 55, was shaken from his slumbers...

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Funny story: Mutants at X-Men School Welcome the Rocket Man And the Orange Man.

Mutants at X-Men School Welcome the Rocket Man And the Orange Man.

After many years of pretending to be something they're not, the Rocket Man and the Orange Man have finally found their way home. They were welcomed by Dr.Charles Xavier, the school Headmaster. For those of you who don't know him, he is a top-notch...

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Funny story: White House retracts press release: "He's done. You can stick a fork in him"

White House retracts press release: "He's done. You can stick a fork in him"

Mr. Spicer has today hastened to clarify that the Press Release yesterday did not come from Mr. Trump or his associates. This release went viral across social media, the world's press, mainstream print and television coverage, and even remote area...

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Funny story: America's Secret Kamikaze Fighters if Nuclear Weapons Launched

America's Secret Kamikaze Fighters if Nuclear Weapons Launched

In an exclusive report by a former volunteer who has left because his age was past the limit has told a few people about a secret military group in the United States arsenal that none of us had heard before. Remember the Japanese Kamikaze fighters...

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Funny story: North Korea Buys 1,200 Pizzas From Italy

North Korea Buys 1,200 Pizzas From Italy

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has just informed the press that North Korea has completed a purchase deal with the government of Italy. The Rice Paddy is reporting that Italy will be sending 1,200 pepperoni pizzas to North Kor...

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Funny story: Russia Is Secretly Recalling 7,000 Drones Due To The Fact That The Mini-Missiles Are Falling Off

Russia Is Secretly Recalling 7,000 Drones Due To The Fact That The Mini-Missiles Are Falling Off

MOSCOW - Reports coming out of Russia from a highly placed but unnamed source are raising concern throughout the world. It appears that Russia had manufactured 7,000 drones that have been equipped with mini-missiles. The drones have only been i...

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Funny story: The Hubble Space Telescope Has Detected 3 North Korean Missiles

The Hubble Space Telescope Has Detected 3 North Korean Missiles

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - Kennedy Space Center Spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle has informed the news media that the Hubble Space Telescope has made an amazing discovery. Hubby, as the space telescope is affectionately known, has detected 3 North K...

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Funny story: Vietnam Vows To Shoot Down Any Missile That North Korea Launches

Vietnam Vows To Shoot Down Any Missile That North Korea Launches

HO CHI MINH CITY, Vietnam - Vietnam has just informed the North Korean embassy in Ho Chi Minh City that it is finished with Kim Jong Un's missile threats. They have let North Korea know that the next missile that Kim Jong Un fires will most probab...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Offers Paula Deen Her Very Own Cooking Show In North Korea

Kim Jong Un Offers Paula Deen Her Very Own Cooking Show In North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un recently sat down with a reporter for The Rice Paddy National News Agency and talked about the world situation. He talked about the fact that people of the world do not seem to take him seriously when he says h...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says Cuban President Raul Castro Has Agreed To Let Him Set Up A Missile Base On Cuba

Kim Jong Un Says Cuban President Raul Castro Has Agreed To Let Him Set Up A Missile Base On Cuba

PYONGYANG, North Korea - President Kim Jong Un of North Korea was to have met with President Raul Castro of Cuba on April 1, 2014. But according to North Korea's Rice Paddy National News Agency the meeting date was moved up one month to March 1, 2...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un To Meet With Cuba's President Raul Castro

Kim Jong Un To Meet With Cuba's President Raul Castro

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, has just accepted an offer from Cuban President Raul Castro to meet with him next month in Havana, Cuba. The two world leaders have set the historic meeting for April 1, which intere...

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Funny story: Portugal Has Developed A Two-Man Submarine That Can Travel From Lisbon, Portugal To New York City In 2 Hours

Portugal Has Developed A Two-Man Submarine That Can Travel From Lisbon, Portugal To New York City In 2 Hours

LISBON, Portugal - The Portuguese government has informed the scientific world that it has just developed a state-of-the-art submarine. The submarine dubbed El Submarino Fantastico (The Fantastic Submarine) is capable of traveling from the Portugu...

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Funny story: President Putin Assures Japan Not To Worry About Kim Jong Un

President Putin Assures Japan Not To Worry About Kim Jong Un

MOSCOW - President Putin recently stated on Russia's version of Meet The Press that he will no longer just sit idly by as North Korean leader Kim Jong Un makes all kind of missile threats. The Russian president said that one of his New Year's reso...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Reveals His 2014 New Year's Resolution

Kim Jong Un Reveals His 2014 New Year's Resolution

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un rang in the new year with a bang (no pun intended) as he spoke to the people of North Korea via an Anderson Cooper-Kathy Griffin New Year's Eve type television show. Kim Jong Un first thanke...

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Funny story: Pope Francis Tells North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Stop Behaving Like A Spoiled Brat

Pope Francis Tells North Korea's Kim Jong Un To Stop Behaving Like A Spoiled Brat

THE VATICAN - Pope Francis recently met with the co-hosts of The Viagra View, Larry King and Regis Philbin at an undisclosesd place in Italy. The pope was asked by Philbin what he thinks about the state of the world. Pope Francis put down his g...

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Funny story: Holland Sends Kim Jong Un 4,000 Pounds of His Favorite Chocolate Candy

Holland Sends Kim Jong Un 4,000 Pounds of His Favorite Chocolate Candy

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Holland the country which is famous for chocolate, tulips, and neutrality has just put a gigantic smile on the face of the leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un. Holland's Dyke News Agency is reporting that the government of H...

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