Mark Cuban Buys Hugh Hefner's Viagra Pill Factory

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 20 March 2014

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Mark Cuban said that owning a Viagra Pill factory is like owning a gold mine.

DALLAS - The owner of the NBA Dallas Mavericks says that he's as happy as a puppy with two winkys.

Mark Cuban, who also stars on the TV show Shark Tank, told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that he has just purchased a Viagra Pill factory from Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner.

Cuban said that Hef had bought the factory which is located in Altoona, Pennsylvania, from Larry King, co-host of the cable talk show The Viagra View, which also co-stars Regis Philbin.

Mark was asked why in the world he would buy a Viagra Pill company. Cuban who has tons of business savy simply replied, "Because it's a money maker Miss Zeppelin pure and simple."

The 55-year-old NBA owner said that because he is involved in professional sports he has access to a lot of individuals.

He pointed out that many of these have long since retired and were used to doing the sis-boom-ba and rah-rah-rah an awful lot during their basketball playing days.

Cuban said that by purchasing his product this group of old codgers will be able to continue with their mattress merriment just as if they were in their early 20s.

SIDENOTE: Mark stated that he has already been contacted by retired NBA great Bill Russell who is 80. Cuban said that Mr. Russell wants to purchase three cases of Viagra Pills.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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