Some Walmarts Will Begin Selling Automobiles

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 9 January 2014

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Walmart plans to sell brand new cars as well as some classic cars like the one shown in the photo above.

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The world's largest retail giant is getting ready to revolutionize the retail store industry.

Walmart Spokesperson Kimberley Silverlace has unveiled Walmart's new "We Got It All" policy by revealing that the retail franchise will be getting into the car selling business.

Miss Silverlace stated that some select Walmart stores will soon begin selling cars in their retail stores.

The concept was developed after studying ways of capturing a larger percentage of the American retail shoppers.

Miss Silverlace commented that now a family can go to Walmart buy milk, clothes, cosmetics, condoms, and a car as well.

She pointed out that this new policy has received a 99.8 percent approval rating from retail surveys conducted by The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago.

SIDENOTE: The Walmart Corporation plans to have the first car in one of its Detroit stores by February 3, 2014, just in time for Valentine's Day.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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