Epic Battle With Transmission Pan Gets Nearly Out of Hand

Funny story written by Smart Blonde Bimbo

Monday, 23 December 2013

One unlucky Louisville man nearly found himself regretting the day he bought that cheap Mustang from an area dealership. It all started when he ordered a transmission pan from a retailer.

The pan arrived without incident, and his troubles did not start until he actually had to install it himself. And as usual, he was on a slant, he borrowed his girlfriend's Expedition and positioned it behind his car as an oversize chuck, spread a quilt under the car and jacked it up so he could squeeze under. He then realized that he was a little big for the space--that's what all the holiday eating and drinking had done--and he needed a larger jack.

He found a jack. After that, he managed to get his car into position,and then things started to go downhill from there. Really downhill. First, the 10mm socket rolled down the 8 degree incline he was on, and it picked up speed until it was well across the street. Followed by the 10mm, and then a few others.

He managed to uninstall the older transmission pan, install the newer transmission pan, and then re-fill the transmission. For all of his troubles, he has managed to save a whopping 10 dollars! And he's only a few sockets lighter. His attitude toward the car has reportedly improved once he got the new pan installed.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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