Mike Bloomberg's Baby Grandson Caught with a Big Pepsi

Funny story written by Gail Farrelly

Sunday, 29 December 2013

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Paging The Pepsi Generation

The outgoing mayor of NYC has had a lot to say about large, sugary drinks. In short, he hates them. They don't jive with his health crusade.

But his newborn grandson (he was born on Christmas Eve) ain't buying it.

"Breast milk is ok," said the baby, "but it can't compare to a nice, big, cold Pepsi!" He continued, "What's that old slogan? Come Alive, You're in the Pepsi Generation."

In the hospital nursery, the newborn was said to have swiped a cup of Pepsi (see the photo) when a nurse on a soda break foolishly placed it near his crib. He drank all of it down and smacked his lips with pleasure before he was caught.

He can't wait until he gets teeth, the baby reported. He plans to sink them into donuts, Oreo cookies, and chocolate candy -- pronto! "My grandpa is a billionaire," he said, "but he knows diddlysquat about what's good to eat and drink."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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