Brit social workers branded 'f***ing Gestapo' for sedating woman before cutting and snatching baby from her womb

Funny story written by queen mudder

Sunday, 1 December 2013

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Essex - "And you thought the Nazis were dead and buried along with Hitler?" a constitutional expert in Human Frights law said today amid British headlines describing how an Italian woman holidaying in the UK was sedated against her will and subjected to a forced C-section after Essex social workers deemed it 'in her best interests' when she became ill with depression and called for help.

The unnamed pregnant female was suffering a panic attack when she dialled 999 and was taken to hospital where she was sectioned 'for her own good'.

Mental health doctors and their social worker underlings then deprived the woman of her liberty and all constitutional rights to legal representation by a taking out a court order from the shadowy British Court of Protection Rackets .

A few weeks later psych ward doctors decided to spring a typical NHS (Brit social medicine) surprise by sedating the woman her without her consent before wheeling her drugged up body on a hospital trolley to the obstetrics department for a fly-by-night Caesarian.

At no time was the baby's father ever consulted nor any lawful due process moves made to the woman or her legal next of kin to challenge social workers' court application about their proposed womb snatch.

The baby was immediately taken away by social workers who fostered it out before applying for the infant's compulsory adoption.

Commenting on the outrage a government spokesperson said, "Quit rubbishing our glorious National Health Service, it's the jewel in the crown of our socialist democracy!"

Given that Queen Elizabeth's father was Adolf Hitler that's hardly surprising.

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