Orthodox Jews Can't Find Trump Tower Entrance - Dial 911

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Sunday, 8 December 2013

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NEW YORK CITY, NY - A group of orthodox Jews from Israel, in town for an arms convention and the Letterman Show, ended up calling police as they couldn't find the entrance to the Trump Tower.

When S.W.A.T arrived, they found the group furiously hammering at the masonry work having circumscribed the building without finding the door.

As their training had taught them, the S.W.A.T. team took up various positions around the group, in relation to how dangerous each of the individuals was perceived and the length and velocity of their weapons.

One S.W.A.T. member had been equipped with a sizable anti-aircraft device and therefore found himself a desirable position quite a few miles away, on the Queen's borough elevated railway. He was momentarily distracted by a nude young lady falling out of a Freightliner Sprinter cargo van, dropped his weapon and mistakenly took out an unarmed drone on approach to Bolling Air Force Base in Washington that was ending a high altitude cruise over the really cold bits of Canada.

When the nude young lady had gathered herself up from her fall, she let slip that she had a rendezvous with an arms salesman later that day and perhaps the S.W.A.T. member might tag along since his anti-aircraft weapon seemed to be on the fritz.

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