A New York City crime boss buys Elon Musk's Viking Sword Mansion
Vox Populi reports that New York's most infamous crime boss, Salvatore Goombalini has just purchased Elon Musk's New Jersey shore mansion. Goombalini bought the Viking Sword Mansion for $26.7 million. The mansion sits on 19 acres and includes a he…
Read full storyBritney Spears and Anderson Cooper spotted frolocking at a nude beach down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
One of the nation's most unlikely couple is quickly becoming "America's Favorite Couple." Blonde songstress Britney "Oops! I Did It Again" Spears and her so-called BFF Anderson "Andy" Cooper were recently spotted down in Cabo San Lucas' infamous n…
Read full storyThe state of Wyoming bans the term "Ish," as in 8 ish
The Wyoming state senate has voted 97-3 to ban the hackneyed, worn-out term "Ish," as in "We will go to dinner at 8 ish." Many residents of the Buffalo Herd state, have expressed a desire that the term needs to be retired like the terms "Where's m…
Read full storyThe most recent episode of "Hell On Wheels" draws over 113 million viewers!
Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen reports that the most recent episode of the TV hit Old West series, "Hell on Wheels" was viewed by more than 113 viewers, which is more than saw this year's Super Bowl. Just think of the advertising revenue!…
Read full storyAlabama says that all of the gays have left the state
According to The QuinniPinni Polling Agency, every gay that was living in Alabama (89) has now left the state. QP stated that most have gone to New York City, with some moving to San Francisco, West Hollywood, Key West, Las Vegas, Baltimore, and O…
Read full storyThe Goombalini family says Trump is toast
The New York Sunshine Observer has just reported that the Salvatore Goombalini crime family has let it be known that the minute that the pussy grabbing Trump sets foot in prison he will be toast. Sunshine Observer reporter Carmine Calatino, who kn…
Read full storyCar maker CEO admits bumpers were probably a damn good idea!
Global auto manufacturers gathered in San Diego at the tri-annual WAMOS convention on Monday, to talk about the future of auto safety. But one CEO in attendance, was more nostalgic about past safety ideas that worked very well, but have been aband…
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